The Sh!tter is Full

The toilet is clogged....AGAIN. I need both my fingers and Mikes to count the number of times we have had toilet issues since we moved into our house two months ago. After the first $75 spent to a plumber I quickly aquired a toilet auger from Home Depot. Love the thing! That is, until this week. Spent money on Monday to have a plumber come again, remove an entire toilet, replace said toilet, and make it work. Same toilet is now stopped up again. Apparently we have small pipes....at least that's what a neighbor told me. I guess that means we have huge crap. Huge.